Kardashian Marriage Jokes

Word cam down today that Kim Kardashian, reality TV “star” and balls out fuck-junket, has split with her new husband after just 71 days of wedded bliss….. Here’s the immediate media reaction to the news from Twitter and elsewhere……..

@EliBradenIt’s a shame Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries won’t be together to celebrate the one year anniversary of the first time they ever met

@Chet_Cannon@KimKardashian is getting divorced… I’ve known that for 72 days. #OldNews

@jenneraubI can’t wait for E!’s obligatory Kim Kardashian 2-Hour Divorce Spectacular!

@nealbrennanKim Kardashian fails to pick up 2nd season of her own marriage.

@MattGoldich“72 days? I’ve had sex longer than that!” – Sting

@MattGoldichQuestion for my wife: does this mean I can erase the Kim Kardashian wedding special from the DVR?

@GeorgeTakeiKim Kardashian files for divorce after 72 days. Another example of how same-sex marriage is destroying the sanctity of the very institution.

@sbellelaureni can’t wait until the episode where kim realizes she has to send back every present & decides not to get divorced after all

@KaneshowLindsay Lohan’s line of coke #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage

@JchapSU#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage Taylor Swifts acceptance speech before Kanye interrupted her

@DamienFaheyExcited for the release of the Kardashian Kollection’s convertible wedding dress that also turns into a pantsuit for divorce court hearings.

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