A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an ‘ex0tic’ pet. As she
looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs.
The sign says:
Only $2 each!
Comes with ‘complete’ instructions.
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody’s watching her. She
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, ‘I’ll TAKE one!’ As the man
packs the frog, he quietly says to her, ‘Just follow the instructions! ‘ The
blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions
and reads them very carefully.
She does EXACTLY as specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perf ume.
3. Slip into a very sexy night dress.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to
do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . .
NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this
point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper
it says, ‘If you have any problems or questions . please call the pet store.’
So, she calls the pet store.
The man says, ‘I’ll be right over.’ Within minutes, the man is ringing her
doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, ‘See, I’ve done everything
according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!’
The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly
into its eyes and STERNLY says:
‘LISTEN TO ME!! I’m only going to show you how to do this ONE … MORE …