You knew they were coming, right?
So you think it’s funny to make jokes about the dead? iDon’t.
Steve Jobs’ funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every six months in a slightly better coffin.
Just walked past an Apple store. Picked myself up a free iPad that was lying around outside next to some flowers. Result.
It’s going be an open casket at Steve Jobs’ funeral so people can have some facetime.
This is going to be our thinnest, most lightweight coffin yet…
RIP to Steve Jobs, who always lived life to the macs.
What’s the difference between cancer and a black man? Cancer gets Jobs.