Really Inappropriate Jokes… **Content May Offend**

Oh…… Well, we never said this site was about good taste….

A few jokes have come in from Frankie…. and Frankie… man (or woman), you’re going to hell….

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagen?

2 in the front 2 in the back 6 million in the ashtray.

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how do you swat 200 flies at once?

hit an Ethiopian child in the face with a frying pan.

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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Cancer

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What would the Jetsons be called if they were black?
Niggers

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What’s black and blue and afraid of sex?
The 12 year old locked in my trunk

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3 men walk into a bar. One orders a beer, another orders a shot, and the last one orders a whiskey. I don’t know how the rest of the joke goes but your mother is a whore.

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how many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3: 1 to screw in the bulb, the other 2 to suck my dick

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why do black people stink?
so blind people can hate them too

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how is the pope like a christmas tree?
the balls are for decoration

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how long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
9 months

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In Greece, how do you separate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl?
Blender

How do you get it back out?
Nachos

Why can’t Stevie Wonder read?
Cause he’s black

Why do lions lick their assholes?
To get the taste of dead nigger out of their mouth

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead muslim?
Skid marks in front of the skunk

So two priests are flying with a planeload of Sunday school kids to the Vatican to meet the Pope. Halfway across the Atlantic the pilot tells them that the plane is going to crash and that there are only two parachutes. One priest turns to the other and says, “grab the chutes and we’ll jump!”
“What about the children?” Replies the other priest.
“Fuck the children!” Yells the older priest.
The younger one says, “do you think we have time?”

What’s the best part about getting head from an Ethiopian chick?
You know she’ll swallow.

What do Ethiopians do at night?
They starve.

What do you call an Eithiopian with a penny on his head?
A nail.

How do you get an Ethiopian Pregnant?
Cum on the floor and let the flies do the rest

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hanging on the wall? Art.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the water? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs lying in front of your door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs lying on the kitchen floor? Linol.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs lying in a pile of leaves? Rustle.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the lion cage at the zoo? Fucked.

 

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Cough, gag, choke, etc.

What is the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

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What’s the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve.

241 thoughts on “Really Inappropriate Jokes… **Content May Offend**

        1. Because this is America damnit, and it is our governmentualy given right to curse when we feel the moment is oppurtune, but many people abuse that

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      1. people why does the freaking african lion fuck it stupid bitchy ass people answer me i know you guys are cool hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you guys are awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. i love sexy people because i fuck a lot i have a girl friend!!!!!! hell!!!!!!!!!!! shit!!!! fucking is good for you it makes you health bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the hell is wron with your ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me and my girl friend have once licked each others ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    2. hell yeah fuck all you low life self centered racist joke haters.take all the effort you putinto hating and put it into something like sucking a fucking dick bitches.

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    3. im srry but thats fucking racist i dont appreciate ur NIGGER jokes u unalienable hooligan hope not yu but the ppl who think the least of not NIGGERS but AFRICAN AMERICANS as people remember we were the slaves which means we built this shit from the ground up and u walk on it please

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      1. Lmao…nice try jojo..but 400 or 500 yrs ago..and then again who the fuck cares..it was your own race that sold your own race to come here…and sorry the fucking indian already had this built..so all you did was take up fuckin space to cry about..get the fuck over it…you dont hear us crying about the millions killed during the inquistion..oh..u prolly dont know what that is neither cuz you are so misinformed and self righteous fucking nigga

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    4. ummmm i dont take offense to race jokes but these arent even funny … not sure what your point is guy .. no joke on this page is funny .. so get your sorry ass outta here… lame ass

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    5. Hahahaahaha this one is good ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ I love it! This is my fave site for jokes, it also have awesome jokes my-funny-jokes.com ^_^ Check it out! P Its awesome!

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        1. dont youthink the african lions are weird.well if you do do you think they are shity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who are bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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          1. fuck all you mother fuckin pussy ass bitch’s, you stupid ass mother fuckers all fighting on here like a bunch of lil fuckin kids… Grow the fuck up and get a life.

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          1. why do the african lions suck their dick maybe because the a fools who have mothe and say their mothers are mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!

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          2. You mean your boyfriend right hynds. Quit being an annoying bitch ass cunt and posting this stupid shit you think is so funny. No one fucking cares about what you have to say, so go back to sucking your boyfriends dick you stupid pussy.

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      1. You know you really should shut the fuck up. I am talking to everybody that is saying this website is offensive. You people are absolute dipshits because you can’t do anything because it warns that this website is offensive. It’s like on the very first line it says WARNING MAY OFFEND. DUHHHHHHHH

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        1. I am a strong believer in removing the stupid warning labels on products (ex: this coffee may be hot). I figure most of these people would take care of themselves and the gene pool would be grateful!

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    1. Hi Hailey, i totally agree with u cause my uncle is a priest and this is mean and rude. Such bad language should be kicked out.

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      1. Dear Melissa Torres, get your head out of your ass! This is the real world dumbass and your going to hear and see these things. You can’t censor life you stupid bitch. So get with it, stop being so uptight, and start sucking some dick.

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    2. perhaps you should learn how to spell RACIST before you go filing official complaints. They are jokes…just jokes. What are you even doing here if not for a laugh???

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  1. ok for all you racists out there you will have to answer to your misery when you are searching for happiness. Now for all of you people who enjoy a damn good nigga joke as much as a nigga enjoys a funny ass cracker joke……point and laugh at those offended.

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    1. damn. fuck you bitch.

      he fucking said that it would be offensive.

      so dont come here in you cant handle it you hairy cock or ill nail your dick to the wall, you son of a bitch

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    1. You are supposed to be you dumb ass, that is what makes it funny.
      You are dumb ass, it says clearly that is offensive, can you read? or just stupid?

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        1. Hi Jake,
          Did you go to school? I cant understand what you trying to say, brain not in gear man. The sad thing is that you probably think it is good reply.
          Razer and Jake…in the dumb corner.

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          1. Paul, your a fucking hypocrite. Your grammar was just as bad as theirs. Check your shit before you criticize someone else’s.

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  2. For the folks that think this site is offensive, grow up, you dont like it, dont read it or come to the site, i dont like the movie rent because the gay actions in it offend me, but im not trying to get the movie banned. Your just being close minded and pushy assholes.

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  3. Funny stuff. Bring it on, more.
    To all you retards that didnt like it, you missed the bit that said it is offensive. Why did you read on? Are you stupid ?
    Get a life.

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  4. Awesome. Ha Ha. Just wrong. You offended ones need to chill. The level of degradation is whats funny. It’s outrageous; it;s something you won’t hear day to day, so you look it up. Can’t get rid of Southpark, why even say you’re gonna do something about this site? Ha ha i enjoyed it.

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  5. i’m sure theres a lot more offensive things besides the word nigger to worry about. things like: ” i jack off in your other’s face while im thinking of 9/11″ or ” making a nun shit on a picture of obama while heiling hitler is as fun as assfucking jesus christ”

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    1. Both are equally fun, for your last quotation. Jesus is both a raptor AND nonexistant. Nuns are uptight bitches.

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  6. god people take racism to whole new level, always taking it from a joke to a statement, dont take it so seriously jesus i dont give a shit if u make jokes about me being white whats the issue seriously quit playing to victim.

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  7. If he’s being racist then ur an idiot. Comedy is about taking the serious problems of life and making fun of it. This isn’t racism. I love black jokes and these were funny but I don’t mind black people. Fuk ur way too sensitive.

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  8. a little boy and a pedophile are walking through the woods at night and the little boy says, Mr. I’m scared! then the pedophile says, your scared!!!!!! I gotta walk home alone!!!

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  9. OH Dear. . . I do so get annoyed tired with limp wristed, left leaning, liberal wanking tosspots who think PC is the new buzzword. Well, here’s a buzzword for you wimps . . . “FUCKOFF!” This has nothing to do with racism at all, it’s about humour, plain and simple.

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    1. You’d be suprised to find that most whiny dumbasses here are conservative Christians. I, a liberal atheist, find these fucking hilarious.

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  10. if ur one of those pussys who r all sad and offended cause u dont like the jokes ur a lame ass dude and dont look up *innopropriate* if u dont want 2 see this dumb ass

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  11. this site is totally offensive….& I love it! how pathetic are the people who read the jokes then get upset, I sent my blind buddy a bag of carrots & said good luck! latr fuckers! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  12. All i gotta say to u motherfukers who posted up all of this fukin lame and racial posts, fuk u all… i’ve never seen such stupid bitches in my fukin like. And which eva sence-less mothafuka dislikes dis post, “FUCK U”. Stupid assholes…

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    1. Alisha, you are obviously a very feminine, refined individual, it must hard being such a masterpiece.
      I bet you go off but eh! ride’m cowboy like….or are you 4 foot across and roll around on other females?

      Have a nice day, make sure you keep ignoring all the warnings before you accessed the page….
      see my knic here, that’s short for getthefaark outa here

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    2. You sound black, are you black? Either that or your a stupid fucking bitch who doesn’t know how to spell, wait a minute….. THAT’S THE SAME THING! Get a life bitch, and stay away from things your going to spaz about.

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  13. Why dont all you little bitches grow up, and enjoy a joke, if you dont like it oh well there is nothing you can do and if you do like it ok just dont be a prick about it

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  14. (e)Really Inappropriate Jokes… **Content May Offend** << Jokemail – Windows Internet Explorer
    That's what it said.
    Q : How many haters need to get off this page?
    A : All of them.

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  15. I just can’t get over how terrible everyone’s grammar is here. The jokes are funny but the comments posted below make me question whether any of you retards even get the jokes.

    Every one of you has misspelled something in your replies and it’s sad to say that- after eight fucking months!- my post here is going to the be the first one without any typographical or grammatical mistakes.

    All of you people, please, go die fiery deaths. Your lives are insignificant and unnecessary, and you’re corrupting the gene pool.

    Suck my balls,

    -Adam

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    1. Adam, thanks for attempting to not be a “retard” yourself. Unfortunately, I believe you have made a few mistakes. You have used the incorrect dash in your comment, you used the “minus” dash, when you should have used the “en” rule, or โ€“. The minus dash you used is commonly mistaken for the en rule.

      You also cannot use an exclamation at the end of a sentence and then follow it up with a dash (again incorrectly used.)

      Finally, I also believe you have used commas in places that they are not required.

      I would not claim to be perfect in the future, we very rarely are.

      Cheers

      Mark

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    2. love it. i just fuckin love it, and im typing one handed lol. i have one arm, dont drink, dont do dope, dont smoke, but i do love a good joke, and god damn these idiots are really pissin people off that they hate racist jokes when no race was implied lol. ever notice how its always the blacks who bitch the loudest? my favorite joke is how they want to be called “african, american”
      im sorry i have more african in me as my grand daddy was born in africa, and im a whitey . so you black basterds that were sold into slavery by your own people quit bein racist and just enjoy the fuckin jokes will ya?

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    1. Tia, that is because the book was written by white people. The book that the black people were writing was stolen, and said to have been repeatedly raped.

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  16. nice im not racist but i can laugh at things that are funny. make a joke about white people i dont care. all you people complaining should grow up and get a sense of humer. why would you go to somthing called inapropriat jokes if you had no sense of humer. get a life

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  17. my name is Pen Island….AND MY NAME IS MY SOFA KING UMBERELLA……….I AM SOFA KING WE TOD ID… you are sofa king funny hahahahha……you are SOFA KING cool.n cool

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  18. slavery is not real cool or politically correct, but you gotta admit, it got shit done. We don’t have a racial hassle here in Australia – even the boongs ( That’s the noise black people make when they hit a bullbar/ front fender) don’t like each other. The only race issue that stops the nation is the Melbourne cup.
    And if you missed the word inappropriate, boy you got the wrong site. Wankers. To those that forgot to bitch about something – good on yers.

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  19. i think that a lot of these jokes go too fair. exspecially the jewish jokes i saw. Jewish jokes are terrible ANNE FRANKly i will not stand for it. haha

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  20. All you pussys grow the fuck up its a fucking joke assholes

    Q:whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito

    A: one stops sucking whan you slap it

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  21. a little racism is funny. you are right that this is a lot of racism. people who think racism is wrong, are right. anybody who opposes me are cock sucking mother fuckin ugly stupid ass gay faggot bitches

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  22. Heres one which will hopefully offend some poor cunt.

    whats black and blue and scared of the dark?

    A rape victim

    ๐Ÿ™‚ enjoy

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  23. This “website” happens to be not only INAPPROPRIATE but RACIST AS THE FUCK when u say inappropriate yeah u expect a little funny as hell stupid shit but 99% of this fucking website consists of NIGGER jokes. I will happily define inappropriate and racist for u if u like. Inappropriate- Not suitable or proper in the circumstances: “inappropriate behavior”. Racist- a person or people with a prejudiced belief that one race is superior to others. Get one right before you use the others and feel free to reply to my comment but i will not argue with you. This i will not do because you’ll just lower me to your level and beat me with experience …………………. Thank You!!!

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  24. anal masturbating poo skid dick slapping fanny flopping clitoris fake dick dildo cock sucking thundercunt.

    Q: why do girls find it hard to pee in the morning? ….
    A: have you ever tried to pull apart a cold cheese
    toastie

    Q: what do you call an annorecsik with a yeast infection? ….
    A: a quarter pounder with cheese

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  25. First of all… I’m not racist. I hate everyone equally!
    But……..
    How many Jew’s can you fit into a German shower?
    11.. jews only have 10 fingers.
    To those who say you can’t pull the piss out of yourself without making fun of others……….
    Why wasn’t Jesus born in Australia?
    Try finding 3 wise men and 1 virgin in Australia.

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    1. My bad the joke is: How many HOLES in a German shower? 11 because Jews only have 10 fingers! hahaha and Sorry for mistake….. and sorry for the blatant racial discrimination
      LOL!
      I’d just like to add further more, fuck you and fuck your dog ๐Ÿ™‚

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  26. Any haters out there who hate my blog comment thing, I may… or may not… hunt you down and anally rape you with a brick with only your tears as lubrication. Also I’ll bite ya’ face cunt!!

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  27. No offense but you need to spell right or at least decent. Anyway, I didn’t find those funny they were actually quite boring. That’s just my opinion.

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  28. โ€œLikeโ€ my comment if you think Justin Bieber is a homosexual.
    (I don’t I just want to know who thinks he’s a homosexual.)

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  29. Just hearing these jokes makes my balls tingle, I cant wait cuz tomorrow I’ve hired a whore, and I am going give him AMAZING anal sex and get him to suck my dick, can’t wait if anyone wants sex then please contact my email and meet me at an advised location, YOU MUST BE A MAN CUZ IM GAY AND WILL GIVE YOU SRX UP YOUR FUCKING HOLE SOOO HARD!
    Im wanking over porn right now..

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  30. Some people need to lighten up a little. It’s bad enough not being able to manifest a sense of humour, but then to go judging others on thier’s? Nigga please… I’m not a racist but i’ll crack the odd “nigger” joke, dosen’t mean i hate them, just means that i appreciate good humour, gratuitous, racist or just plain innappropriate.
    Q. What’s the difference between a brand new ferrari and a pile of dead babys?
    A.

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  31. Some people need to lighten up a little. It’s bad enough not being able to manifest a sense of humour, but then to go judging others on thier’s? I’m not a racist but i’ll crack the odd “nigger” joke, dosen’t mean i hate them, just means that i appreciate good humour.
    Q. What’s the difference between a brand new ferrari and a pile of dead babys?
    A. I’d never cum on a Ferrari.

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  32. To all the niggers that call them.selves afirician americian your sobfucking stupid were you born in africia and moved to americia to get a citizen shop no you stupid nigger you were born here so how can you be africian american and if you think were rascist go talk to an white south africian

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  33. Lol if u haven’t noticed there really isn’t a single funny white joke I’ve come across. But there’s a bunch of funny black ones don’t get to butthurt

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  34. Why do people look at inappropriate joke websites and bitch about the content being inappropriate? Type appropriate jokes in google and take your self righteous sorry asses on to that website, just because you don’t get it doesn’t mean its not funny and FYI when people make racist jokes about black people, jews, Pakistanis etc they aren’t making fun of the joke, they are making fun of the ignorance inherent in mankind, so if you don’t find it funny, it is only because you aren’t intelligent enough to get it. Which is why niggers don’t laugh at racist jokes

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  35. Q: What’s the difference between a jew & a pig?
    A: Pigs have standards about what they eat. They would never eat a jew.

    Q: What’s the difference between blacks & whites?
    A: White people eat with their mouths & shit out of their arse. Black digestive tracts work in reverse.

    Q: Why do married men go to the whore house?
    A: Wife’s either pregnant or it’s rag week.

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  36. Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape

    Whats white on top and black on bottom? Society

    How do you kill 100 mexicans? Blow up their van.

    What do you do when you see a person having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of dirty laundry

    Why was helen keller such a bad driver? She was a women

    why are black peoples palms white? because everyone has a little good in them.

    and lastly

    What two things does a black woman get after a abortion? 1. A “Thank you” card from the welfare system in her state, and 2. a $200 check from “Crimestoppers”

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  37. Nobody give 2 fucks about what each and every single one of you Motherfuckers have to say..Fuck you and Fuck all of u Fuck bitches

    Hopefully u all die painful deaths u pack of Idiots

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  38. Just curious, to the admins – could you e-mail me personally? I have heard all of these jokes before & am wondering if Frankie was an alias! I promise not to e-mail the person, but what e-mail account did you receive this from? Was it pretty funny/random on its own? lol thanks..

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