Purchasing or Leasing **NSFW**

Purchasing or Leasing – which is better?

Many people cannot decide which is cheaper – purchasing or leasing.

We’d like to help you decide by illustrating two charming stories of foolish men and cunning women.


The math on the Paul McCartney – Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5
year relationship, it ended up with him purchasing her @ $26,849 per time.

This is Heather…


On the other hand, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer’s
favourite hooker, Kristen, who is an absolute stunner charged $4,000 per night.

This is Kristen…

So, had Paul McCartney “employed” Kristen for 5
years @ $4,000 per night, he would have paid only $7.3 million in total
for sex every night .

This represents a $41.7 million savings. What a shrewd cocksman Eliot is, compared to the ageing

Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;

* a (real) 22 year old

* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging

* never a headache

* happily agrees to all technical requests

* no complaining

* no “Honey – please do this” lists

* has two legs

Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.

All 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

What does Heather think about this Purchase v Lease


Where would you rather be?…

Sometimes Leasing just makes more sense…..

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