Two black fellas see a sign saying, “Make yourself white, $10”.
“Lets do it”, says Murray.
“All we have is a $20 note though”. Says Albert.
“Right, you go first Albert, & when you get the change, I’ll go in”.
So Albert heads off & comes back two minutes later, all nice & white.
“Wow look at you mate, all flash looking eh! Give me the other tenner then”.
Albert says, “get stuffed you black prick”.