Paul & the Blonde

PAUL & THE BLONDE:


Paul walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
And stared up at the TV.

The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story
Of a man on the ledge of a large building
Preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Paul and said,
"Do you think he’ll jump?"

Paul said,
"You know, I bet he’ll jump."

The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won’t."

Paul placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You’re on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
The guy on the ledge
Did a swan dive off the building,
Falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset,
But willingly handed her $20 to Paul.
"Fair’s fair. Here’s your money."

Paul replied,
"I can’t take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
So I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied,
"I did, too,
But I didn’t think he’d do it again."

Paul took the money.

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