Irish Firefighter


>>> Paddy, was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime

>>> visit to New York when he rounds a corner and there’s a high rise

>>> building on fire.


>>> Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Newfie, runs up to the

>>> building to see if he can help, and notices people trapped five

>>> stories up.


>>> Paddy yells to the people: "I’m Patrick Sean Michael Fitzpatrick,

>>> the Newfie Rugby Union fullback! If you jump, I’ll catch you, I’ve

>>> only had 6 pints to drink all today!"


>>> One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her.


>>> Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and he jumps. Sure

>>> enough, Paddy catches him also.


>>> Then a black man jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. Paddy didn’t

>>> even attempt to catch him.


>>> Paddy looks up and yells:

>>> "

>>> Don’t be throwin’ out the burnt ones!"

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