ETHNIC DATING STYLES
UNDERSTANDING HOW DATING WORKS WITH WOMEN!
You get to kiss her goodnight.
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
You get to have sex but only when
She wants to and only in the missionary position.
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
You find yourself a Mistress.
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
You don’t even get to the third date and you’ve already realized
Nothing is ever going to happen.
Meet her parents.
Set the date of the wedding.
You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
You get to pay her rent.
She’s pregnant by someone other than you.
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have
sex in the back of her car.
She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters,
her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister’s boyfriend
and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest
of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a
home along the Tijuana strip.
You will have to spend all your money to impress
You will take a loan to keep the image
Third Date :
Your are broke, she finds someone wealthier
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Guy is shot dead.
No third date!!
Don’t you just love IRISH WOMEN?