Mammogram

A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping, unclothed, on her bed.

Her husband watches her for a while and then asks:

‘Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?’

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says:

‘I don’t care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the

Doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.’

The husband replies, ‘What did he say about your 55-year old ass?’

‘Your name never came up,’ she replied.

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