A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping, unclothed, on her bed.
Her husband watches her for a while and then asks:
‘Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?’
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says:
‘I don’t care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the
Doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.’
The husband replies, ‘What did he say about your 55-year old ass?’
‘Your name never came up,’ she replied.