Grandpa

My small grandaughter got lost at the shopping mall……….

She approached a uniformed security guard and said,
“I’ve lost my grandpa!”


The guard asked, “What’s his name?”

“Grandpa”

The guard smiled, then asked, “What’s he like?”

The littleĀ darling hesitated for a moment and then replied,

“Jack Daniels whiskey, and women with big ‘tits’.”

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