Aussie Compassion

Australian Female Compassion

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women, an American, a Kiwi and a Australian, were walking past and felt sorry for him.

The American woman said ‘Have you ever had a hug?’ The man said ‘No,’ so she bent down and gave him a big hug and walked on.

The Kiwi woman said, ‘Have you ever had a kiss?’ The man said, ‘No,’ so she bent down and gave him a big kiss and walked on.

The Australian woman came over and said, ‘Have you ever been f*#cked?’ The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘No.’

She said, ‘You will be when the tide comes in.’

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