Australian Female Compassion
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, an American, a Kiwi and a Australian, were walking past and felt sorry for him.
The American woman said ‘Have you ever had a hug?’ The man said ‘No,’ so she bent down and gave him a big hug and walked on.
The Kiwi woman said, ‘Have you ever had a kiss?’ The man said, ‘No,’ so she bent down and gave him a big kiss and walked on.
The Australian woman came over and said, ‘Have you ever been f*#cked?’ The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘No.’
She said, ‘You will be when the tide comes in.’