What’s Your Porn Name? | Jokemail

What’s Your Porn Name?

Ever wondered what name you’d have if you were in porn? Now you can find out.

Your porn name is traditionally a combination of the name of your first pet, and the name of the first street/suburb you lived on. Give us your examples!!!

Around our offices, names have come up including:

Rusty Wood

Muffy Mountbatten

Sheba McGregor

Pippa Botting

Smokey Angus

Red Camilla (alias Ginger Camilla)

Roxy Salisbury

Add your porn name to our comments section below!!! Make us laugh….

101 comments on “What’s Your Porn Name?”

Brian on June 29, 2010 at 5:26 pm said:

Lucky Douglas is my porn name

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Lisa on June 30, 2010 at 10:28 pm said:

HA! Mine is Dias Assegai (pronounced Dee-hass Ass-a-guy). Dias is the Columbus of Southern Africa and assegai is the African name for a spear…

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- Lucky karen on March 26, 2012 at 2:00 am said:
  
  Bet five bucks your black.
  
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Michael on July 27, 2010 at 6:39 am said:

Tim Clay. Gee even my porn name is boring. Like your site though

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- jokemail on July 27, 2010 at 10:32 am said:
  
  Cheers Michael, glad we could make you laugh a little!!
  
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- krej on February 22, 2013 at 4:18 pm said:
  
  he meant his porn name is boring like your website
  
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edgard on August 4, 2010 at 9:13 am said:

Bam Cocker!

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sue on August 17, 2010 at 1:29 pm said:

Velvet Gardens! just found this site today and loving it! thanks so much

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Chris on September 10, 2010 at 3:17 am said:

Fluffy Crescent

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glenn on September 25, 2010 at 7:39 am said:

fishy young?

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- jokemail on October 5, 2010 at 7:01 pm said:
  
  Awesome!!!
  
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Bonnie on October 5, 2010 at 4:40 am said:

Timmy Nevada. This is the first street name I can remember.

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Justin L Friedman on October 14, 2010 at 4:12 am said:

I text married women all day from work. I don’t have time for this.

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- jokemail on October 19, 2010 at 12:47 pm said:
  
  That’s too bad. We could have used your obvious charm and wit to come up with something funny!!!
  
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mike on October 16, 2010 at 6:54 am said:

Pro Bono

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Buster Hyman on October 19, 2010 at 12:35 pm said:

Toby Broadacre

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- jokemail on October 19, 2010 at 12:46 pm said:
  
  Your name is Buster Hymen and the best you can come up with is Toby Broadacre? LOL dude!!!
  
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bla on November 15, 2010 at 2:39 am said:

lol

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Samuel on November 23, 2010 at 9:00 am said:

P.P. Envy

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chiliwillie on November 24, 2010 at 9:02 am said:

olivia cockburn…the real name of olivia wilde

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tallshaun on December 3, 2010 at 5:45 am said:

Plu Pinewood

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joe on December 6, 2010 at 9:32 am said:

princess handy

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Haywood Jabloemy on December 16, 2010 at 4:00 am said:

Haywood Jabloemy

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Blondie on December 26, 2010 at 12:55 pm said:

Daisy Hampshire or Daisy MAkienzie

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Ed Brown on December 27, 2010 at 3:27 am said:

My Porn name is / would be… Oliver Desnutz

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Bob The Hobo on December 31, 2010 at 5:54 am said:

My porn name would be Cold Glasscock

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- jokemail on October 8, 2011 at 3:59 pm said:
  
  Either that, or a character in Austin Powers.
  
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iniki on December 31, 2010 at 5:56 am said:

My sex name is Hump Me Tender

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Rocky Wilder on January 10, 2011 at 8:03 am said:

Rocky Wilder

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DrLach on January 11, 2011 at 9:37 pm said:

Tiger Van Buren.

Got a very conservative mate who unfortunately for him would be called Fluffy Devine!

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john on January 20, 2011 at 9:45 am said:

Macho Puddingstone

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jackdaw on January 25, 2011 at 2:56 am said:

translated in english is my name Nice Pestle

a very nice web side
Best regards from Germany

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Chlofy on January 28, 2011 at 7:46 pm said:

Mine is……

Boomer Happy Jack. Lol.

(Our dog’s name was Boomer. We lived on Happy Jack road.)

Later on in life……..
Maggy Sugarhouse

After college……….
Jezebelle State Street

And finally……….
Thumper Sego

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tom on February 4, 2011 at 1:05 am said:

hershey william… man that sucks -_- (It’d be good if I was black )

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- jokemail on March 9, 2011 at 10:52 pm said:
  
  He he he…. sucks…. yeah!
  
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Casper on March 6, 2011 at 5:28 pm said:

Buzz Bass. o.O

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cara on March 7, 2011 at 3:14 am said:

Rosie Marie

or Trojan R

I had 2 first pets and 2 streets I grew up on haha

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- jokemail on March 9, 2011 at 10:53 pm said:
  
  I’d go with Trojan R. Just sayin’.
  
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Bruce Reed on March 25, 2011 at 11:31 pm said:

Sugar King

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Isaiah B on April 13, 2011 at 2:50 am said:

Mine is Sparky Delight. Oh Yeah!

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Matthew on April 19, 2011 at 1:37 am said:

Heath Main.

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Moos on April 29, 2011 at 11:59 am said:

Sport Robin Hood. I sound more like a junior super hero than sex machine…

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Blondie on May 25, 2011 at 6:29 am said:

Poppi View is my porn name…… he he!

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Mike Hawk on June 26, 2011 at 4:17 pm said:

Allie Hazel

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Randy Heim on June 28, 2011 at 6:39 am said:

Fritz Belmont

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Scott on June 30, 2011 at 6:18 am said:

Richard Head

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- jokemail on June 30, 2011 at 7:17 am said:
  
  Ahh yes, Richard Head. An oldie but a goodie….
  
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- Laura on December 8, 2011 at 9:23 pm said:
  
  fucking hilarious!
  
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Giustino on July 10, 2011 at 6:11 am said:

Sport Robin Hood. I sound more like a junior super hero than sex machine…
+1

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Claw on August 13, 2011 at 6:32 am said:

Cricket Carlyn.

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anthonyb on September 4, 2011 at 11:49 pm said:

Coco Hurley hah then Lucky smith.

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Boredasf**k on September 9, 2011 at 3:14 pm said:

Nigel Lyon…..aw =(

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Boredasf**k on September 9, 2011 at 3:15 pm said:

Or

Poofy Lyon

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Boredasf**k on September 9, 2011 at 3:16 pm said:

Or

Possum Lyon,

That’s right, i had a cat named Possum.

What of it?

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- jokemail on October 8, 2011 at 3:58 pm said:
  
  I think Poofy Lyon is better….
  
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Eric Ragsdale on September 12, 2011 at 3:32 pm said:

My porn name is Brutis Box Elder.

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Suzanne Cunningham on September 16, 2011 at 6:26 am said:

Cocoa Knoxville

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Dave O'Reilly (@daveoreilly) on September 22, 2011 at 3:53 pm said:

My porn name is Shed Brown!!!!
nice site

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christy on October 3, 2011 at 5:02 pm said:

First Animals name was -Prissy
Street was – Bottom

Prissy Bottom

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- Laura on December 8, 2011 at 9:24 pm said:
  
  OMG TOO DAMN FUNNY
  
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Todd on October 14, 2011 at 1:23 am said:

Early in life – Tinker Forest

Later in life – PC Thornhill

Nice site….

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- jokemail on November 15, 2011 at 10:21 pm said:
  
  Thanks Todd. Nice names!
  
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Tyler on November 10, 2011 at 5:44 pm said:

Spike Miller

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Laura B. on November 14, 2011 at 2:53 pm said:

Smoky Grind :-*

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chris on November 14, 2011 at 5:23 pm said:

Boomer Highland

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Sam on December 3, 2011 at 12:21 pm said:

Dixie Wild Wood

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Mike Lowery on December 5, 2011 at 4:06 am said:

Mr. Hardee

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Laura on December 8, 2011 at 9:26 pm said:

Bubba Circle

…….not so great but i wanted to put something on here lol

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max g on December 14, 2011 at 3:10 am said:

Inky Wychwood

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Matt on February 28, 2012 at 8:38 am said:

Nico Dorothy

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hellooooooo on February 28, 2012 at 11:07 am said:

Griffin Meadowbrook. Yay, my porn name rocks.

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- Toby on January 15, 2013 at 8:52 am said:
  
  awesome name bro
  
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Monica Lee Jones on March 8, 2012 at 6:27 am said:

Bandit Clouston bitchezz

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kimberly.durham2001@yahoo.com on March 18, 2012 at 8:09 am said:

Sasha Lane

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faunarainhippie on March 18, 2012 at 8:57 am said:

Lady Greybark. Are you freaking kidding me?! failure!

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faunarainhippie on March 18, 2012 at 9:01 am said:

Then Lady Ridgeway. Pornstar of heiress?!
LOL

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Sian on April 4, 2012 at 10:33 am said:

Ginger spice.

Wait…I’ve heard that somewhere..

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adam on April 18, 2012 at 5:38 am said:

Ziggy rainbow

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Marie on May 6, 2012 at 7:13 am said:

Mines Simba Hawkesbury
ha ha

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Mike.D on May 17, 2012 at 8:49 am said:

Midnight Fiftyfive

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Marina on May 19, 2012 at 7:39 am said:

Chamberlaine Peace

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Shes1down5up on May 23, 2012 at 10:37 pm said:

Peanut Butter Louise

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Jack on May 25, 2012 at 3:32 pm said:

Phil McCracken, the Scottish knobber.

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Jack on May 25, 2012 at 3:32 pm said:

Or there’s my German cousin, Hans Upperfudd.

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Lissa on June 12, 2012 at 6:05 pm said:

Sambo Cottonwood

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Kiarra on June 26, 2012 at 2:50 am said:

QUIT BEIN RACES

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- Kiarra on June 26, 2012 at 2:51 am said:
  
  QUIT BEING RACES
  
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Lexus Nadeau on June 29, 2012 at 9:05 am said:

Maggie covel

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Kat on July 29, 2012 at 5:18 pm said:

Sharon Dick

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coolstuffontheweb on August 30, 2012 at 11:29 pm said:

Studly Doneright.

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HONEY on September 8, 2012 at 2:46 pm said:

LA FREAKY SWEET HONEY

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Harley Richards on September 27, 2012 at 2:15 am said:

Foxy Bootyway

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Cassiy on October 5, 2012 at 1:53 pm said:

Pumpkin Hollow :O <3

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Justin Washington on October 10, 2012 at 6:05 am said:

Justin Beaver

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lizzeh17 on November 28, 2012 at 9:12 am said:

Fluffy Deaconsfield lol

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Mason Court on December 1, 2012 at 5:27 pm said:

That makes perfect sense if your a perv

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edvard on December 12, 2012 at 2:24 pm said:

madison busenberg

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Alexis on December 21, 2012 at 5:59 pm said:

Lucy Spencer

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Toby on January 15, 2013 at 8:50 am said:

My porn name is Boomer Pew, sounds lame

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Egon Ruuda on January 24, 2013 at 2:19 am said:

I hade a dog named Kisse, so here it goes: Kisse Kvarnbacks. Does not sound fitting for a dude.

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lola on March 8, 2013 at 9:42 am said:

billy park

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