Hi guys
Look, sorry we’ve been away for so long – midway through 2012 to now – to update this site with jokes and shit. We kinda got busy with …… real life… as you dudes call it. We’re back now, trying hard to get all our backlog of funnies up and onto the site. To those who’ve sent us messages wondering where the fuck we went, thanks for caring. I think. Crazy bastards!
Anyways, that’s the shit, right there.
Rodney – EIC Jokemail.com.
Only sexy women need apply, thankyou.
Men, you can print this out and use at your leisure. Enjoy!
This week Jokemail achieved a milestone – it’s 1,000,000th view from some poor fool on the internet!!! It’s been a long time coming, so thanks to all our readers for making Jokemail a great read, and a well trafficked website. Here’s to the next million!!!!
The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:
The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.
The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 820,000 times in 2010. If it were an exhibit at The Louvre Museum, it would take 35 days for that many people to see it.
In 2010, there were 819 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 1437 posts.
The busiest day of the year was October 12th with 11,837 views. The most popular post that day was demotivational posters step sisters.
The top referring sites in 2010 were facebook.com, mail.live.com, mail.yahoo.com, en.wordpress.com, and garrettwalker.com.
Some visitors came searching, mostly for demotivational posters, tattoos, jailbait, demotivational, and tattoo.
These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.
Missing Cat…by David Thorne June 2010
39 comments and 2 Likes on WordPress.com
Morning folks. Just a quick non-joke for you this morning, a quick mention regarding our site’s suspension by WordPress yesterday. WordPress have assured me that the suspension of the site was an error on their part, and have apologised for any inconvenience they might have caused.
Here at jokemail, we try and make sure nothing goes up on the site that is going to get us suspended, and anything considered more adult or taboo is always labelled as such to give fair warning to younger readers. For more info on what we will and won’t publish, please visit the FAQ page on the link above.
We thank WordPress for allowing us the webspace to host our site, and consider them a valuable asset to the web community.
To our readers and subscribers, we thank you too, for your time in reading some of the stuff we upload.
Cheers
Rodney – Jokemail editor.
Morning folks!! Just a quick non-joke related post this morning, to thank all our readers for pushing our daily view count up over 5000 for the first time ever!! Previous to yesterday, our best view count was the 4200 mark, so to make it over 5000 in a day is staggering. To those who read our site regularly, or even if you’re just visiting for a moment, many thanks for making jokemail the popular joke related site it is!
Remember, we take a look at any submissions to our site, simply contact jokemailjokemaster@gmail.com and send us your funny stuff. We’ll tip our hat to you if we publish it.
Right, I’m off to have a troll through the internet to find more stuff to publish!
Rodney T – Jokemaster.
Afternoon folks! This post isn’t a joke at all, rather, it’s a quick note to let you know about some of the changes happening here at jokemail. As you may have already noticed, our site looks a little different due to thenew theme we’ve employed, and we hope you like it. There’s a few more tweaks to come, but essentially, that’s it.
We’ve got a few more folks working on material to upload, so hopefully you’ll see an increase in posts in the coming weeks and months. As always, we welcome reader submissions (although please read our FAQ guidelines for what you can and can’t send us!) for upload, as we endeavour to bring you the funniest, rudest, most politically incorrect email jokes that get sent around the world and into your inbox.
Don’t forget to subscribe to our site (if you haven’t already) so each and every post can be sent direct to your inbox, for immediate gratification! This week we’ve hit the 1000 post mark, which we think is pretty special, so to all of you who visit our site and read this crap, we hope you’ve enjoyed it all so far!!
All the best,
Rodney – Chief Jokester….
Hi folks! Well, another year has passed us by. Thank goodness. We hope you’ve enjoyed this years jokes here at jokemail.com. We’re on track to continue to provide many more humerous email jokes as we get them throughout 2010. Hopefully we’ll get more Tiger Woods stuff too, as there’s a goldmine of jokes out there about that!!!
Anyway, have a happy new year, and we’ll see you in 2010!!!
