Oh…… Well, we never said this site was about good taste….
A few jokes have come in from Frankie…. and Frankie… man (or woman), you’re going to hell….
how many jews can you fit in a volkswagen?
2 in the front 2 in the back 6 million in the ashtray.
how do you swat 200 flies at once?
hit an Ethiopian child in the face with a frying pan.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What would the Jetsons be called if they were black?
What’s black and blue and afraid of sex?
The 12 year old locked in my trunk
3 men walk into a bar. One orders a beer, another orders a shot, and the last one orders a whiskey. I don’t know how the rest of the joke goes but your mother is a whore.
how many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3: 1 to screw in the bulb, the other 2 to suck my dick
why do black people stink?
so blind people can hate them too
how is the pope like a christmas tree?
the balls are for decoration
how long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
In Greece, how do you separate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar.
How do you get a baby into a bowl?
How do you get it back out?
Why can’t Stevie Wonder read?
Cause he’s black
Why do lions lick their assholes?
To get the taste of dead nigger out of their mouth
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead muslim?
Skid marks in front of the skunk
So two priests are flying with a planeload of Sunday school kids to the Vatican to meet the Pope. Halfway across the Atlantic the pilot tells them that the plane is going to crash and that there are only two parachutes. One priest turns to the other and says, “grab the chutes and we’ll jump!”
“What about the children?” Replies the other priest.
“Fuck the children!” Yells the older priest.
The younger one says, “do you think we have time?”
What’s the best part about getting head from an Ethiopian chick?
You know she’ll swallow.
What do Ethiopians do at night?
What do you call an Eithiopian with a penny on his head?
How do you get an Ethiopian Pregnant?
Cum on the floor and let the flies do the rest
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hanging on the wall? Art.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the water? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs lying in front of your door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs lying on the kitchen floor? Linol.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs lying in a pile of leaves? Rustle.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the lion cage at the zoo? Fucked.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Cough, gag, choke, etc.
What is the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
What’s the opposite of Christopher Walken?