Oh…… Well, we never said this site was about good taste….
A few jokes have come in from Frankie…. and Frankie… man (or woman), you’re going to hell….
how many jews can you fit in a volkswagen?
2 in the front 2 in the back 6 million in the ashtray.
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how do you swat 200 flies at once?
hit an Ethiopian child in the face with a frying pan.
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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Cancer
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What would the Jetsons be called if they were black?
Niggers
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What’s black and blue and afraid of sex?
The 12 year old locked in my trunk
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3 men walk into a bar. One orders a beer, another orders a shot, and the last one orders a whiskey. I don’t know how the rest of the joke goes but your mother is a whore.
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how many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3: 1 to screw in the bulb, the other 2 to suck my dick
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why do black people stink?
so blind people can hate them too
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how is the pope like a christmas tree?
the balls are for decoration
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how long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
9 months
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In Greece, how do you separate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar.
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How do you get a baby into a bowl?
Blender
How do you get it back out?
Nachos
Why can’t Stevie Wonder read?
Cause he’s black
Why do lions lick their assholes?
To get the taste of dead nigger out of their mouth
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead muslim?
Skid marks in front of the skunk
So two priests are flying with a planeload of Sunday school kids to the Vatican to meet the Pope. Halfway across the Atlantic the pilot tells them that the plane is going to crash and that there are only two parachutes. One priest turns to the other and says, “grab the chutes and we’ll jump!”
“What about the children?” Replies the other priest.
“Fuck the children!” Yells the older priest.
The younger one says, “do you think we have time?”
What’s the best part about getting head from an Ethiopian chick?
You know she’ll swallow.
What do Ethiopians do at night?
They starve.
What do you call an Eithiopian with a penny on his head?
A nail.
How do you get an Ethiopian Pregnant?
Cum on the floor and let the flies do the rest
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hanging on the wall? Art.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the water? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs lying in front of your door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs lying on the kitchen floor? Linol.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs lying in a pile of leaves? Rustle.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the lion cage at the zoo? Fucked.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Cough, gag, choke, etc.
What is the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
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What’s the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
q;why do lions lick their ass in africa a;to get the taste of nigger out of its mouth
Damn there alot of noobs and wankers and people who can only use bad language to fight
Ok so this website is racits. I’m doing something about it.
You have bad grammar, im doing something about this.
lol
Thank you racism is a very serious thing if you’re going to post don’t bring someones race into it.
dont fucking look at innapropriate jokes if your going to bitch about em…pussys
Racism is fucking hilarious
What if thy were talkin about u
so what – if you can’t laugh at yourself, you got no business here
I am not racist ‘Cause racism is a crime and crime is for black people
shut the fuck up, you uptight whore. and learn how to spell “RACIST”
they were spelling racism no racist you wanker
cause he is one
Get a life you air thief.
Good dont read it, bet your fat and unhappy person, I feel sorry for you loser! lol
How about get a fucking life and don’t come to this site you stupid cunt
How about you get a fucking life
Your a nipple. im doing something about this.
cunt
if you dont like this site, go to singles christian dating. enjoy your day.
your sucking dick about it you uptight cunt. did you know your a starving dead nigger? LULZ!!!!
Haw haw. First warning.
Racist….Welcome to an opinion, however spelling is paramount
So what, you didn’t HAVE to come here. Be usefull and leave.
Why?!?!
its racits? i think you meant racist dummy and welcome to america.
i hate them damn racits
u spelt racists wrong :p
ok for all you racists out there you will have to answer to your misery when you are searching for happiness. Now for all of you people who enjoy a damn good nigga joke as much as a nigga enjoys a funny ass cracker joke……point and laugh at those offended.
damn. fuck you bitch.
he fucking said that it would be offensive.
so dont come here in you cant handle it you hairy cock or ill nail your dick to the wall, you son of a bitch
Are you fucking illiterate, or just stupid?
that was so fucking hilaries i got one what do people in New York call rape … eleagle parking
YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS! IM TOTALLY OFFENDED!!! DIRTY MFs!
You are supposed to be you dumb ass, that is what makes it funny.
You are dumb ass, it says clearly that is offensive, can you read? or just stupid?
Paul you a bitch ass noob what are you 9? who takes jokes the offend other users from other webs you fucker.
Hi Jake,
Did you go to school? I cant understand what you trying to say, brain not in gear man. The sad thing is that you probably think it is good reply.
Razer and Jake…in the dumb corner.
lol fuck off u twat
good it was supposed to be fuck up.
im offended too. whoever made this website is a fag
THIS SITE SHOULD BE CANCELED. NOT FUNNY BUT DISRESPECTFUL & OFFENSIVE.
Do you know whats funny, your name lol
derricka
LOOOOL
Word man. Even we’re finding his name fucking hilarious.
you need to read a disclaimer dumbass, its just like on tv, if ya dont like whats opn turn the fuckin channel, no ones holding a gun to your head.
fuck my dick
Learn to laugh, its funny how they are JOKES. You up tight homo, why did you look up offensive jokes if your going to be a dick.
For the folks that think this site is offensive, grow up, you dont like it, dont read it or come to the site, i dont like the movie rent because the gay actions in it offend me, but im not trying to get the movie banned. Your just being close minded and pushy assholes.
¨Oh My god Dude the other day I saw this Awesome 14 yeard old bitch!!!!! I´m telling you she even looked 9¨
Funny stuff. Bring it on, more.
To all you retards that didnt like it, you missed the bit that said it is offensive. Why did you read on? Are you stupid ?
Get a life.
How do you make a three year old cry twice? Fuck him in the ass, then wipe your dick on his teddy bear.
How do you know that fat girls give the best head?
Because you know they are always hungry !
Yes, fat chicks fuck the best, I hear….
great joke there faark. Thanks for playing!
I think they say that they fuck the best because they think it’s their last
i’m a fat chick and i think that’s hilarious lol
Your cool, your a good sport.
How do you find a fat girls c*nt?
Wade through the folds of flesh until you smell shit and go back a couple
Awesome. Ha Ha. Just wrong. You offended ones need to chill. The level of degradation is whats funny. It’s outrageous; it;s something you won’t hear day to day, so you look it up. Can’t get rid of Southpark, why even say you’re gonna do something about this site? Ha ha i enjoyed it.
i’m sure theres a lot more offensive things besides the word nigger to worry about. things like: ” i jack off in your other’s face while im thinking of 9/11″ or ” making a nun shit on a picture of obama while heiling hitler is as fun as assfucking jesus christ”
Both are equally fun, for your last quotation. Jesus is both a raptor AND nonexistant. Nuns are uptight bitches.
god people take racism to whole new level, always taking it from a joke to a statement, dont take it so seriously jesus i dont give a shit if u make jokes about me being white whats the issue seriously quit playing to victim.
If he’s being racist then ur an idiot. Comedy is about taking the serious problems of life and making fun of it. This isn’t racism. I love black jokes and these were funny but I don’t mind black people. Fuk ur way too sensitive.
a little boy and a pedophile are walking through the woods at night and the little boy says, Mr. I’m scared! then the pedophile says, your scared!!!!!! I gotta walk home alone!!!
Yeah, that’s awesome.
OH Dear. . . I do so get annoyed tired with limp wristed, left leaning, liberal wanking tosspots who think PC is the new buzzword. Well, here’s a buzzword for you wimps . . . “FUCKOFF!” This has nothing to do with racism at all, it’s about humour, plain and simple.
You’d be suprised to find that most whiny dumbasses here are conservative Christians. I, a liberal atheist, find these fucking hilarious.
if ur one of those pussys who r all sad and offended cause u dont like the jokes ur a lame ass dude and dont look up *innopropriate* if u dont want 2 see this dumb ass
That awkward moment when you laugh your ass off at all these stupid immature comments….
I LIKE MEN.
Racist as ever,
Every joke was hilarious.. hail this website
this site is totally offensive….& I love it! how pathetic are the people who read the jokes then get upset, I sent my blind buddy a bag of carrots & said good luck! latr fuckers!
love this website my butler is black, he found it funny aswell… akward mmmuuuhaha. if u dont like it get off the website dickheads
All i gotta say to u motherfukers who posted up all of this fukin lame and racial posts, fuk u all… i’ve never seen such stupid bitches in my fukin like. And which eva sence-less mothafuka dislikes dis post, “FUCK U”. Stupid assholes…
Alisha, you are obviously a very feminine, refined individual, it must hard being such a masterpiece.
I bet you go off but eh! ride’m cowboy like….or are you 4 foot across and roll around on other females?
Have a nice day, make sure you keep ignoring all the warnings before you accessed the page….
see my knic here, that’s short for getthefaark outa here
You sound black, are you black? Either that or your a stupid fucking bitch who doesn’t know how to spell, wait a minute….. THAT’S THE SAME THING! Get a life bitch, and stay away from things your going to spaz about.
Did you know women is kitchen spelled backwards?
So many spelling mistakes……. trying so hard to not be a grammar nazi………..
I’ve been doing the same thing, Mr. Gofuckyourself. Lol
ahh its not 8:14am here it’s 21:45 on the 4th of December!! is this some sort of mind game?
Why dont all you little bitches grow up, and enjoy a joke, if you dont like it oh well there is nothing you can do and if you do like it ok just dont be a prick about it
Ever had Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
BOOM!
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Bit of both, this is a rape. Got to love a good rape joke
the people complaining are probably black, hahaha. sorry, its just funny.
(e)Really Inappropriate Jokes… **Content May Offend** << Jokemail – Windows Internet Explorer
That's what it said.
Q : How many haters need to get off this page?
A : All of them.
I just can’t get over how terrible everyone’s grammar is here. The jokes are funny but the comments posted below make me question whether any of you retards even get the jokes.
Every one of you has misspelled something in your replies and it’s sad to say that- after eight fucking months!- my post here is going to the be the first one without any typographical or grammatical mistakes.
All of you people, please, go die fiery deaths. Your lives are insignificant and unnecessary, and you’re corrupting the gene pool.
Suck my balls,
-Adam
Adam. I love you. No homo.
Adam, thanks for attempting to not be a “retard” yourself. Unfortunately, I believe you have made a few mistakes. You have used the incorrect dash in your comment, you used the “minus” dash, when you should have used the “en” rule, or –. The minus dash you used is commonly mistaken for the en rule.
You also cannot use an exclamation at the end of a sentence and then follow it up with a dash (again incorrectly used.)
Finally, I also believe you have used commas in places that they are not required.
I would not claim to be perfect in the future, we very rarely are.
Cheers
Mark
love it. i just fuckin love it, and im typing one handed lol. i have one arm, dont drink, dont do dope, dont smoke, but i do love a good joke, and god damn these idiots are really pissin people off that they hate racist jokes when no race was implied lol. ever notice how its always the blacks who bitch the loudest? my favorite joke is how they want to be called “african, american”
im sorry i have more african in me as my grand daddy was born in africa, and im a whitey . so you black basterds that were sold into slavery by your own people quit bein racist and just enjoy the fuckin jokes will ya?
whats the difference between a zit and a priest?
a zit will only cum in your face when you 13
Come on you guys. Not so much paying out on the back people. I don’t hate black people, I think everybody should own one….
They said er’thang in da book bout BLACK people but not anything bout straight WHITE people why is that?
Tia, that is because the book was written by white people. The book that the black people were writing was stolen, and said to have been repeatedly raped.
Thank you for this gross human I needed it!!!!
nice im not racist but i can laugh at things that are funny. make a joke about white people i dont care. all you people complaining should grow up and get a sense of humer. why would you go to somthing called inapropriat jokes if you had no sense of humer. get a life
HE SAID SHE HAS NO NIPPLES!!!!
i like nipples, i like pussy,oops here comes mom, wow i got a boner, hehehehe
It’s funny cause they’re black.
my name is Pen Island….AND MY NAME IS MY SOFA KING UMBERELLA……….I AM SOFA KING WE TOD ID… you are sofa king funny hahahahha……you are SOFA KING cool.n cool
CANT WE ALL… JUST GET ALONG?
these comments r soooo disturbing its not even funny……im finally home
slavery is not real cool or politically correct, but you gotta admit, it got shit done. We don’t have a racial hassle here in Australia – even the boongs ( That’s the noise black people make when they hit a bullbar/ front fender) don’t like each other. The only race issue that stops the nation is the Melbourne cup.
And if you missed the word inappropriate, boy you got the wrong site. Wankers. To those that forgot to bitch about something – good on yers.